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Is superglueing a mans penis to his stomach a fair punishment for cheating on his wife?
You decide...
www.examiner.com
Two Wisconsin women accused of gluing a cheating man's penis to his stomach entered a "no contest" plea today after they were told by prosecutors the plea could keep them out of jail, according to the Associated Press.

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news: pornstar Tera Patrick is divorcing her husband of seven years, Evan Seinfield (also a pornstar), for infidelity...
Yes thats right a pornstar is divorcing another pornstar for sleeping with other women...
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/marital_ stress_in_the_treme_qCVvNWMkSQvDPkseFQh5 8M
www.nypost.com
Adult film star Tera Patrick gave her porn star hubby Evan Seinfeld an ultimatum -- their marriage or his steamy screen career -- and he chose porn, she claims.

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http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-doin-i t-with-dr.-v-the-best-sex-inventions-of- the-past-decade/
www.thefrisky.com
Liveblogging MTV's Jersey Shore!

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SEX SCANDAL OF THE DECADE #5 - The Horny Judge
In the USA, court Judge Donald Thompson was given a 'stiff' sentence of 4 years for using a penis pump to masturbate whilst on the job in the courtroom; he was overseeing a murder trial!
Witnesses reported hearing pumping noises from beneath his robes. What a 'flop!'
msnbcmedia2.msn.com

Durex over the next week we will be bringing you the top 5 sex scandals of the decade!

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heres a great article on the strangest places people have been caught having sex around the world...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world /2009/11/25/sex-in-public-the-strangest- places-people-have-been-caught-having-se x-115875-21849159/
On a policecar?!!!
www.mirror.co.uk

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news: In the UK, a cash strapped couple dreaming of an expensive wedding in Mexico have found a way of making the money...
Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes have starred in a porno film, recreating a scene from Madonnas 1993 movie 'Body of Evidence.'
"I have told my mum and most of my friends. They understand. It's always been... our dream to have a fairytale wedding."
www.thesun.co.uk
Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes have earned £1,300 from three X-rated movies and plan to make four more to raise cash for a beach ceremony in Cancun, Mexico, next June.

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news: An Australian man arrested for indecent exposure, having been arrested sitting on a park bench with his erect penis out; has been fined $230.
When questioned, Hadfield told officers that he hadn't realized anyone
else was around. He said he had a rash on his penis and just wanted to
air it out...
http://carnalnation....com/content/39891/898/australian-man-wa snt-flashing-he-was-airing-his-penis-out
carnalnation.com
An Australian man who was arrested for indecent exposure told a court yesterday that he was simply airing his penis out and didn't know anyone else was around.

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news: In Spain, tax payers are outraged at plans to introduce teenage masturbation workshops, to improve sex education and facilitate the
"development of healthy habits, self-esteem and safety."
The funniest thing is they called the campaign: 'Pleasure Is in Your Hands!'
Read more here: http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0 ,8599,1939703,00.html
www.time.com
Spain is in an uproar over Extremadura's decision to host seminars promoting

Durex joke: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard.

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